Elijah walked up to me with one eye clamped tightly shut and the other, only barely open. "I have a slow wink," he said.
I laughed. He giggled, knowing that he'd achieved his aim. Then he clarified: "I have a slow wink, like McBean!"
I lost it completely. Sylvester McMonkey McBean (from The Sneetches by Dr Seuss) has a very sly wink. Maybe I need to work on my enunciation.